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I was sure sorry to hear that the space aliens have been grabbing plants out of other people's gardens, too. I guess their flying saucers can go at the speed of light, allowing them to harvest plants from all over the danged globe.
It's all an alien plot. A garden plot. You've heard of flavors described as "out of this world." Well, that ain't just idle talk. Truly, those recipes are from another solar system -- mayhap the Pillsbury Pulsar or something like that -- oh, you want PROOF? Just think of the cookies called "Moonrocks." NOT just a fanciful name, donkey frens. MOONLINGS from who-knows-what-moon snuck down here and got the ingredients, then skedaddled back up to their moon and started baking. Closer to home, why do you think Martians are green? THEY ARE EATING OUR VEGETABLES. One of 'em is munching on a two-inch-long Hubbard Squashlet right now.
This'll fix 'em. I grew 'em a cat. Try to steal this, suckers! It'll sink its lil' claws right into you!